I fell asleep on a public transportation

[Jack]

bus, and I woke up with no pants and a sore bottom. Am I pregnant?

[Lefty]

Yes..Can you handle the truth, Jack...

[Seafood Lover]

yes, and most likely triplets

[I♥ KORN]

Yes and genital warts

[chuck_deutsch]

are you crazy?how could you not wake up if some1 is taking off your pants?!!!!

[morzky]

hey Jack!!!! Is it yours????????????

[Uncle Billy 4]

no butt keep a tube of anal ease in your back pocket and you won't be as sore next time

[Catherine R]

No, but I bet your ass is really sore.

[marc s]

no your not if your a guy noway but if your a chick you beter take a pregancy test

[jerry s]

if so then i am sure you will be a rich guy for having the first b.u.t.t. baby.... lol.......

[Jazz]

WTF?? LOL most probably yes! Go & see doctor to do your medical check-up & then it's better for you to lodge a police report. GO...Right NOW man!!!

[lilbch7151]

well if u have a sore bottom and nothing else is sore than i doubt it.

[Smutty]

let me guess. Your period is also two weeks late. Been there - Done that.

[gemfincl]

Did the test turn blue?:)