my girlfriend dumped me cos of my addiction to Weetabix Oatiflakes

[purplevoodoo]

what can i do? i know crushing Weetabix Oatiflakes and injecting them into my groin is embarrassing for her when we're at friends houses, but i need help for this addictionwhat can i do?

[mikiupdown2]

Thank you! I've been having such a crappy day but this just completely cracked me up!

[paul4july]

you can get porrage patches on prescription from NHS - i know its not the same effect, but helps to curb the addiction

[Qui-gon]

Have you tried snorting Rice Crispies it's more socially acceptable :)

[rollacoasta]

Ok, calm down... It'll all be OK.

[DS Lemming]

you must be joking mate roflmao

[anc]

what a fruit loop

[spoofred]

roflmao go into another room to do it

[meegee_b]

bahaha!... you don't need help! this is an awesome addiction. ;)

[Martin M]

you need to release some pressure...

[Emzi L]

rofl !! well babe she just wasn't the one for u then...I liked the answer about snorting rice crispies lol! :P x x

[IAN H]

Try porridge.