how to fake an asthma attack?

[Asdfda A]

I love attention. I have mild asthma but rarely have attacks. How can I fake an attack. Please don't tell me that this is stupid. I really want to fake this tuesday for attention. Please helpI love asking controvesial questins on here just to see how many people would respond. I am much smarter than faking an illness I just have no like so I sit on the computer and post stupid comments like this to see how many other people with no life will respond also. Wow! I didnt know anyone would respond so quick! HA HA HA LOLAlthough this was a joke, I will give the points to the person with the best answer so keep those answers coming. THis is funSo far Bri2007 has the best answer can anyone right one better. This was just a joke you take it so seriously.

[jen42074]

you need professional help.

[comets132007]

If you want attention then get it your self don't fake.If you fake someone may call the hospitable and you might get in trouble.Don't fake those things.

[Bri2007]

well... when I personally get asthma attacks I get really red in the face, and wheeze... (its like a high pitched breath) I don't really know if it will be possible to fake one, or at least it wouldnt be possible for me to fake one because I cant make the same noise I do when I'm having an attack in real life. Your best bet is to keep running, or be around smoke until you have one... because honestly I dont know if its possible to fake, but then again I've never tried because its the worst feeling in the world to get one, and it really scares a person when they get one because they feel they can't get enough oxygen to breath... do you have an inhaler? Your better off just saying "Oh my gosh Im having an asthma attack let me get my inhaler"find a new outlet for wanting attention... theatre is a good one.

[MsKitty]

You have a problem and the term for it is "Munchausens Syndrome". Please don't attempt to gain off something that others actually suffer from.

[xBx]

why dont you try killing yoiurself too, while your at it. that will really get you attention...like someone else said, if you fake it no one will know when its real.

[010081]

Com'on guys don't make a joke with the disease...