Have you ever organised a blind date for a...

[K-MAC Reloaded]

...friend? My friend unfortunately lacks the superior breeding and advanced social skills that seem to come so naturally to myself. Stanko has been my close friend for many years but I am concerned that he has never dated. He is quite a catch in some ways, being independently wealthy through his artificial insemination programs at local piggeries. He does have a few quirks though - the barking at strangers and groin sniffing that used to entertain us so much as children has now become a bit tiring as he approaches the age of 34. Any suggestions on how I should introduce Stanko to my many female friends?

[Mic]

yes i have

[joan g]

maybe hes gay

[Nerdy Loser McCain]

can you hook me up with him, I need a nitwit boyfriend that I can make clean my house. he can sniff me and bark, so long as he doesnt forget to add the fabric softener during the rinse cycle, oh and he has to sleep on the balcony

[MyNewLife]

YUP...and they got married....... ugh

[MJR]

Easy... make sure she 'is' blind.

[Princess Picalilly]

Don't! Let him sniff them out for himself!

[Angry McCain]

Does "vegetative state" apply to any of your many female friends? That might be a winner. I did set up a friend on a blind date once. Fortunately he was a necrophiliac due to her missing a curb at a busy intersection before the date. There is a negative side to those handicapped ramps at the corners.

[Nasty McCain]

Is this "friend" you? You better not be going on blind dates with other men or women. Don't make me burn your hut down.