Do I have a drinking problem or a foot fetish?

[ghouly05]

I went to the cobbler's convention. It was standing room only, but I felt like the sole person there. I met a lovely girl. I think she said her name was Boots. I was really pumped, even though she seemed pretty straight-laced. I got so tongue-tied, she finally just walked away. I guess I am just not in step with the times. I didn't know what else to do so I just tied one on; now I can't even stand on my own two feet.

[iteach2change]

aren't you so clever. hahahaha

[Imaka]

I trust your performance was well polished?

[mechanicalheart]

hahha this is cool.

[zenmasterb0b]

If she's not a mule, perhaps you could invite her to go clogging, once you are able to toe the line again.

[Jack Asprin]

A drinking feet problem

[Christy L]

? Don't understand what you are talking about. What is not in step with the times, and so I just tied one on, and your last sentence? You paragraph is very confusing.

[Lea A]

Let me tell you what, Chuck. You should just forget about her, or conversely, if she's your aerosolemate, you should prada just go for it. Anyway, quit drinking, and try to find some new balance in your life.