I think my tripe has stomach problems. It's floating

[Hotpoodle]

at the top of the tank? Will readers digest have any information on these types of disease?

[SARKY BANSHEE]

Expialidocious!

[Moon Maid]

Try milk of magnesia

[Albinoballs]

enter it for the raft race

[Dont.ask.me!]

Just smack it with a stick, and see if that helps;-)

[Princess Rach]

Sounds like it may have had a a few pulls on your Logic leaf joint...Either that or you may be throwing a whitey & you havent even got fish.........Build up another & then read your readers digest...for helpful hints & tips!!!

[brainlady]

It's had a gut full of swimming about all day- take it down the alimentary canal (by the gastro pub) and set it free.

[welshchick]

Dunno, but buy a book from them anyway..............you may win £1m:))

[Ta-Dah!]

has it gone green - or is it stewing - turn your tank up to about 180 degress and try reading it a chapter from a Mills and Boon novelif that doesnt work - refer to Gordon Ramsey Digest

[cherrycheesecake]

Laughter is the best medicine.

[*~STEVIE B~*]

That must be offal! It doesn`t look belly good, you`ll have to do something gastric. Put it in a bowel and trust your gut instinct.

[Doloresandtheprune]

You should grab a granny - anyone's granny - and ask her for advice. Apparently they're all experts on tank tops ...